13000 ft: I am addicted to utmost Euphoria!
11000 ft: Wheeeeeee!
7000 ft: I think I’m going to go home and make myself an omelette after this
5000 ft: Whooooooo!
2500 ft: Time to open my chute…
2300 ft: Huh? That didn’t work. Let’s try again.
2000 ft: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!
1500 ft: Oh well. Guess I’m going to die. Might as well enjoy the rest of the dive.
500 ft: Man, that omelette would have been so good
20 ft: Whoa! Look at those people, they look like ants from up here
10 ft: Wait a minute, I’m at 10 feet! Those aren’t people, they actually ARE ants
5 ft: Here we go. Goodbye world!
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0 ft : Wait, I’m not dead? Guess I was so caught up in falling, I forgot to hit the ground. Weird.
0 ft : Now, how about that omelette?